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- If you represent a business or other organisation based in the Pease Pottage area and you’d like it to be included on this website’s free online local directory.
- If you have any comments to make about this website.
Idiot Roll–Call
Here is a small selection of the messages we have received from people who couldn’t even work out which website they were looking at.
Email addresses have been edited for privacy, but all the spelling and grammatical mistakes were present in the original messages:
Your name: wolfie
Your email address: wolfattack100@xxx
Type your message here: hello just need to know if you have a 1996(n reg) grand chorkee ltd headligth unit o/s (drivers side) there as i live in norfolk and when i live in london use to use you a lot as you never let me down before thanks
wolfie
Sorry, Wolfie, you’re on the wrong website. We’re going to have to let you down this time.
Your name: Mr. Broadbent
Your email address: jacbro1@xxx
Type your message here: Iam looking for a starter motor for a Golf GTI 2001 and a front lens for headlight. Please can you let me know if you have any of these.
Sorry, Mr Broadbent. We don’t have any starter motors and headlight lenses at the moment. By the way, you’re on the wrong website.
Your name: Ed Hill
Your email address: edmundhill685@xxx
Type your message here: Hi, can you quote me for:
1)Front wing,
2)front headlight unit & indicator unit
3)front bumper
for a citroen bx.
cheers, ed
Sorry, Ed. Try getting in touch with the car scrap yard instead. You’re on the wrong website.
Your name: Alan Tutt
Your email address: ZEPPLINAL@xxx
Type your message here: HELLO THERE
I HAVE JUST BROUGHT A JAGUAR XJ6 EXCECUTIVE,AUTO,1996.AND I NEED SOME BITS AND PIECES FOR IT,ARE YOU BREAKING ANY XJ6’S,I AWAIT YOUR REPLY AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Sorry, Alan. No XJ6 bits and pieces here – you’re on the wrong website.
Your name: Clare Jenner
Your email address: Clare.Jenner1@xxx
Type your message here: Hi please can you advise if you have the following parts and how much they are.
Complete Passenger Wing Mirror for a Volkswagen Transporter T5 2006 Van.
Both/either Engine Covers, one that attaches under the front of the car to protect the engine from water splashing up and the engine cover inside the bonet for a Volkswagen Golf GT MK5 2007.
Thanks for your help, please let me know if you require any further information. Clare
Sorry, Clare. Yes, we do require some further information, namely: which website did you think you were looking at?
Your name: John Sawyer
Your email address: johnsawyer1@xxx
Type your message here: We visited your site on 19.03.10 & 21.03.10 I must bring your attention to the awful smell of urine in the toilets both the male & femail. Please look into this matter as a matter of urgency.
Sorry about the smell, John. It probably won’t get fixed, though, because you didn’t check which website you were visiting when you sent that message.
Your name: mark baldey
Your email address: m.baldey2@xxx
Type your message here: would you have a drivers heated seat for a volvo 440glt M reg in Leather? how much would it be if you have one?
Many Thanks
Sorry, Mark – no leather driver’s seats here. You’re on the wrong website, mate.
Your name: modestas
Your email address: mjakavonis@xxx
Type your message here: Hello,
I am looking engine for Renoult clio 1.4 automatic 2000 years
Sorry, Modestas. Wrong website.
Your name: Vince Bohannon
Your email address: postofficestores@xxx
Type your message here: Hey! Somebody forward this web addy to Ian Metcalf!
He might want to look at it since he is buying the Liquid Lounge in Horley!
SHOCK! SHOCK! What is HE doing???
Sorry, Vince, we’ve no idea which website you thought you were looking at, but you’re definitely on the wrong one.
Your name: tony
Your email address: tonywells08@xxx
Type your message here: just wanted 2 know if you have any vauxhall corsa in i need back seat bealts,door cards for a 3 door and carpit and all plastic 2 hold the back seats in can u give me a price for it please if u have them in stock
thanks
tony
Sorry, Tony. No Vauxhall Corsa parts here, I’m afraid. Try checking the name of the website before filling in a contact form next time.
Your name: Shaun
Your email address: Sbayliss1111@xxx
Type your message here: Hi, im after a suspension shock (with coil) for a citroen C2 (gt) 04 many thanks shaun
Also do you take the parts off the cars or can we do it our selfs. also a rough price please
many thanks shaun
Sorry, Shaun – we don’t take cars apart. You’ll probably want to get in touch with a car scrap yard for that. Wrong website.
Your name: Mrs Kathy Peacock
Your email address: kathyp1@xxx
Type your message here: I am looking for 5door metro solenoids for central locking OSR/NSR/NSF car is 1993 Lreg
Sorry, Kathy – none of those here. You’re looking at the wrong website.
Your name: liam garner
Your email address: liamgarner@xxx
Type your message here: hi,do you have any ford focuses the older types like (w reg -02) with black leather seats i cold come and see???please could you get back to me,thanks
Sorry, Liam. No Ford Focuses, I’m afraid. Try checking the name of the website in future.
Your name: Al Lagi
Your email address: appliedenggconsulting@xxx
Type your message here: Mr XXX who works at Marks & spencer was extremely rude to me
Can the manager from Pease Pottage contact me as I wish to taje this matter further
Sorry to hear about your problem, Al, but unfortunately this isn’t the service station’s website.
Your name: oliver
Your email address: ojcrockett@xxx
Type your message here: hi there would you be able to tell me if you have a ldv maxsus drivers side wing mirror casing and how much if you do thanks for ur time
Sorry, Oliver. Wrong website. Another fine mess!
Your name: gary gordon
Your email address: garygordon30@xxx
Type your message here: hi would you have an engine for an 2003 vw polo 1.4 automatic. engine code bby.if not could please advise where i could find one,many thanks, gary. THE USED CAR CENTRE.
Sorry, Gary. I’ve had a look behind the sofa, but there don’t seem to be any Volkswagen Polo engines around here. The best place to find one would probably be a car scrap yard. You’re on the wrong website.
Your name: Jimmy Mercanton
Your email address: jibbiemercanton@xxx
Type your message here: Hi,
I am after 2 fronts seats for Peugeot 206 GTI or sport model as mine in my 206LX are killing my back…
Hope you can help!
Jimmy
Sorry about your back, Jimmy, but we can’t help. Check the name of the website next time.
Your name: Tyrelle Davenport
Your email address: tvd50@xxx
Type your message here: I was wondering if you had a 1.5L 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage 4 door gas tank. This is the only place i was told to check because the dealership does not carry them anymore. please get back to me asap. Thank You.
Sorry, Tyrelle. We don’t stock gas tanks, or even petrol tanks. This isn’t the website you thought it was.
Your name: george
Your email address: georgeavirvarei@xxx
Type your message here: dear sir/madame
I have a problem with my van,i cannot open the sliding door anymore because my handle has broken because of the lock mechanism it doesn’t work properly,so, i please you to tell me if i can find in your scrap yard a handle and a lock mechanism for a VW Transporter T5, model 2004;1,9 ,diesel ,right hand side sliding door.
Thanks
Sorry to hear about the dodgy door on your van, George, but you’re on the wrong website.
Your name: Michael Tomsett
Your email address: michael.tomsett@xxx
Type your message here: Mazda premacy auto 1999 a/c radiator Please have you got one or is there one in the yard and the price
Many Thanks
Sorry, Michael – try looking at the name of the website before firing off a message.
Your name: Celeste Balmer
Your email address: celeste@xxx
Type your message here: Dear Sir/Madam
Could you please let me know whether you have a spear wheel for the vehicle details as follows:
Registration: V546 JDW
Make: Lvd
Model/type: 400 Convoy D LWB Minibus
Date of Registration 10.09.99
Cylinder Capacity: 2500 CC
We also need tyres in case you sell them too
I look forward to hear from you soon
Sorry, Celeste. No spare wheels or tyres for minibuses here. You’re on the wrong website.
Your name: charles boufrahi
Your email address: cboufrahi88@xxx
Type your message here: im looking for two manual wing mirrors for a 1999 1.6 vauxhall astra sport, and also most importantly two parcel shelf support pegs, thank you
Sorry, Charles. Wrong website, I’m afraid.
Your name: dean hall
Your email address: deanhall09@xxx
Type your message here: hi there are you open on sundays. how much would it be for a transit van passenger side front door. thank you
Sorry, Dean. We aren’t open on Sundays. Nor is the scrap yard. Check the name of the website next time, eh?